mix butter and mayonnaise
deep-fry it, put it on a stick
serve with butter, ketchup, and mayonnaise
that sounds
extremely unhealthy
also, this is now a cooking topic, gg
also, try deepfrying some wheat grass (you know that edible stuff, just not what breads made out of!)
EDIT - got some images of wheatgrass just incase you don't know what it is

(also no really try this stuff its amazing, its like juicy spaghetti. but more vegetarian)
that stuffs extremely nutricous and they even make "wheatgrass juicers"