It helps being castrated.
Do-it-yourself instructions Here I will tell you how to castrate yourself. It is the most recommended way to be castrated as it is cheaper and funnier.
1. If you don't want to feel the pleasure, steal some local anesthesia from your local hospital.
2. Take the most powerful knife of your kitchen. If you did the previous step, inject yourself the local anesthesia near the genitalia
(note that this will make you not to feel the pleasure!). Then make a cut with the knife on your scrotum.
3. Disconnect the testes from your body and remove them.
4. Close the wound with scotch tape or a water soluble adhesive.
5. Dip your scrotum in iodine or boiling water to prevent infection.
6. Put you removed balls in a jar or alternatively turn them into anti stress balls full of Feng Shui.
7. Start singing lessons
Alternatively, you can find a bottle of hydrochloric acid in your neighbor's house and pour it all over your pelvis.
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