And I killed it....by rolling over on top of it.
I woke up at about 8:45am this morning and just laid in bed updating a game on my tablet. I eventually decided to get out of bed because one of the dogs were barking. After I told him to shut up, I noticed that my sweats felt a little stiff in the left thigh and looked down. A solid brown mass, somewhat larger than a quarter, was stuck to my leg. My first thought was "what the heck is this..?" My first instinct was to assume that one of the dogs had (for God knows what reason) defecated a wonderful fecal surprise for me in my bed. I walked back to my bed and lifted the blanket to find nothing. Next, I took my sweats off, smelled them, nothing. It wasn't poop. I used the end of an empty toilet paper tube to scrape the mystery brown thing off my pants. It had a familiar texture, but I wasn't going to taste it.
VERDICT: The substance was deductively decided to be a smashed chocolate chip. I did bring a handful into my room recently and there is a possibility that I dropped one. The Mystery of the Smashed Brown Thing is considered closed. I have also earned my badge for killing my first chocolate chip monster.
Discuss weird or out of place things that have been found in your bed (besides yourself and anything emitted by your body).
