How to calm your nerves?

[Maxwell.]

I have a feeling this is a reference.

it is
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=264282.msg7761185#msg7761185

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[ForgetLavender]

Yup, and then they gave me multiple other jobs including one with HP.

Just have a nice big grin on your face since they'll be wanting people who are good at faking whether they care or not.

Nice job man, I'm happy for you. I don't really care too much for this job, so I'll probably be putting as much effort in it as I will throughout the daily job if I get hired.

it is
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=264282.msg7761185#msg7761185

I was more thinking of an /r/askreddit thread, but I'm probably the only nerd who thinks Reddit is cool.

[espio100]

masturbate

This
No really, im serious.
I always do this before I talk to a girl  

probably the only nerd who thinks Reddit is cool.

Eww, 9gag is the stuff.

[ForgetLavender]

This
No really, im serious.
I always do this before I talk to a girl 

Yeah... but I have no libido. So it's kind of difficult to pull off most of the time.

pun intended ; )

[SgtDaemon]

smoke richard, drink weed, jack your alcohol

[ForgetLavender]

smoke richard, drink weed, jack your alcohol

You're probably not serious at all, but I'll bite.
Smoking maui wowie and drinking alcohol is not going to give you a good trip. And I explained the procrastination thing in the post above yours.

[otto-san]

If you find yourself nervous, breathe in slowly through your nose and breathe out. If it helps to have numbers, take four seconds for to breathe in, to hold it, and to breathe out. Basically, just control your breathing. It'll help to slow your heart rate.

[Jasa]

Angel dust

[ForgetLavender]

Angel dust

http://youtu.be/OTRmyXX6ipU?t=2m10s

[ßlöükfáce]

have fun with even having interviews that ill never get

[ForgetLavender]

have fun with even having interviews that ill never get

Uh, I mean.
There's even an employee with autism in their team doing the same job as I would be doing.
They also hired some junkie I know.
I don't think I'm special because of this interview.

[Cortunix³]

masturbate

[DrHitius]

Imagine like your in the movie the interview imagine some movie stuff you can put inside you office with your imagination Breath normaly and other stuff

[Sheepocalypse]

Whack it