Fashion is danger

[ForgetLavender]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kristenphilipkoski/2015/02/01/no-one-will-know-this-lovely-necklace-is-a-vibrator/

No one will know that this is a vibrator unless they read the article on a popular website.
Or if they smell the stank.
Or if they realize necklaces don't look like that.

I just wanted to share this disgustingly piece of "fashion" with you guys.

I'm eager for the release of the fleshlight necklace, too. /s

[Ad Bot]

[tnatsissA]

Why is this a thing.

"WhoA!! Hey guys seen my new goochi vibrator necklace?! You have to get one!"

[Frequency]

hot

I mean cancer uhhh

[Rabbot32]

What ever happened to the good old days of greatcoats and helmets?

[ForgetLavender]

Why is this a thing.

"WhoA!! Hey guys seen my new goochi vibrator necklace?! You have to get one!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-uDjbP4F8

[Camel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-uDjbP4F8

P-P-P-P-P-PRESIDENT REAGAN


good to see more FotC fans

[Mr Man]

I want one

[Tokerovin]

please jesus let them release a bracelet and anklet version!

[espio100]

Well if there are a million articles about it everybody will know.

[Epicduke]

that looks terrible

[Brickman]

if you cant make a good looking vibrator necklace why even make it a necklace at all

just sell it without the chain as a pocket version or something

[Gytyyhgfffff]

why do you guys hate this, we now can wear our electronic carrots in style

[ShadowsfeaR]

Well now I HAVE to get one

[Crispy_]

it wouldn't even work well, it's not even that big

maybe i should stop talking

[Skip]

I'll get one anyway.