le regular day on 4kidschan

[Sami2ss]

>browsing forums looking for opportunities to post memes
>find post where guy is angry
>post rage face pics and say things like "u mad?"
>get kid so mad he stuffs himself
>my work here is done
>next day i decide to take break from epic trolling
>phone starts to ring
>answer to international meme committee
>they want to fly me out to new york for a graduation ceremony
>i am now graduated to regular 4chan
>i am so excited i cant even think of a meme to represent this moment
>pack my bags right away
>arrive at airport
>i was told tickets will be at the counter
>waiting on line
>"hey, arent you lekid2003?"
>obviously recognized me for my talents on 4kids
>"why yes, i am. how well of you to notice, mortal!"
>look around after stuffting on that kid with my subtle insult
>realize there are more fellow le trollers and memers in the crowd
>they cant have all graduated to 4chan, could they?
>hear shots ring out
>look behind me to see machine gun fire indiscriminately mowing down memers and trolls alike
>i use the bodies of plebs as cover
>i move up to confront the assailants as the body i am holding in front of me takes countless rounds for me
>just kidding thats not how bullets work
>bullets enter my body
>i die as i should have long ago as a cancer to this society who does nothing but post image macros that were never funny

[Ad Bot]

[SteveJenkins]

[SWAT One]

[color=#789922] you pleb

[16-Bit Yoshi]

[Mr Queeba]

WELCOME TO KIDSCHANLAND
MAY THE APRIL FOOLS BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOR

[LeetZero]

>wake up
>begin my daily routine
>take DoriDew™ and Mountanios™ out of the oven
>prepare to eat delicious meal
>forgot something important
>open pc
>loading
>hello blockhead
>open internet explorer
>go on blockland
>everything is like 4chan
>finally
>everything is normal
>go on usual day eat spaghetti with spoon
It's true. You know it.

[Sami2ss]

>wake up
>begin my daily routine
>take DoriDew™ and Mountanios™ out of the oven
>prepare to eat delicious meal
>forgot something important
>open pc
>loading
>hello blockhead
>open internet explorer
>go on blockland
>everything is like 4chan
>finally
>everything is normal
>go on usual day eat spaghetti with spoon
It's true. You know it.

who th forget tol u to post green text on my green text thread

[Frequency]

grab trilby

[Alteration]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Badspot so much, I had all his comics and games
>I pray to Badspot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Badspot is love" I say. "Badspot is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a friend
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Badspot
>I call him a n00b
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Badspot
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST"
>He grabs me with his powerful blocko hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I lay face down on the ground
>He rapidly crouches behind me
>It hurts so much but I do it for Badspot
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Badspot
>My dad walks in
>Badspot looks him straight in the eye and says. "Yiff in hell furcigarette"
>Badspot leaves through my window
>Badspot is love, Badspot is life

[#Ravencroft]

UM ^

[blueblur121]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Badspot so much, I had all his comics and games
>I pray to Badspot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Badspot is love" I say. "Badspot is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a friend
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Badspot
>I call him a n00b
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Badspot
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST"
>He grabs me with his powerful blocko hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I lay face down on the ground
>He rapidly crouches behind me
>It hurts so much but I do it for Badspot
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Badspot
>My dad walks in
>Badspot looks him straight in the eye and says. "Yiff in hell furcigarette"
>Badspot leaves through my window
>Badspot is love, Badspot is life

10/10

[Refticus]

grab trilby

and tip it