Bring a gun. They won't be able to do anything since it's against the law to bring a knife to a gun fight
What if I brought a sword?
Then you'll be one of those fat nerds who owns a sword
But they are fat nerds who buy the fantasy swords ;-;
To be honest, its not a knife, its a fork lol
I question your reasoning to get this.
Its as fun a real balisong, but if you hit your fingers on the bite end, you'll just hit yourself.
would you be threatened by someone with a flip fork in an alleyi mean