April Fools Greentexting Thread

[Moriarty]

>not #789922

Hey you little richard ball why the forget am i not in your signature?

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>be me
>four years old
>prefer playing alone
>be playing with potato heads
>can't find mr potato head's hat
>check inside his butt
>nothing there
>hear a small groan
>maybe it's just my cat
>hear it again
>coming from mrs potato head
>check inside her butt
>small red toy with a big nose
>must've gotten put in from another toy set
>feels fleshy
>try throwing it against a wall
>it yells "MYEH"
>start crying
>it grows a body
>says not to worry
>throw mr potato head at it
>it gets angry
>he follows me as I run outside
>cat comes too
>run into the forest
>mfw

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