I'm spending the night at a friends house and its terrifying.

[Camel]

Why do people trust humans over nothing. You're safer where there aren't humans because animals can't open doors and rape you.

think again fraulein

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[KickFlow]

think again fraulein

I dont know why I laughed when I saw that, I've seen it a million times.

Then when you hear a giant "thud" on the floor you grab a knife and cut that stuff up.

[SWAT One]

Burmese pythons are okay though.  They don't have venom; they just use constriction, so basically don't let them start wrapping you up.

[KickFlow]

Burmese pythons are okay though.  They don't have venom; they just use constriction, so basically don't let them start wrapping you up.

I know that's why I said cut that stuff up. If it had venom you throw your friend at it and run.

[Cortunix³]

HAH, flatlander.

flatlander, flatflyer, fatflyer, fapflyer, flapflyer, flapjack. flatlander confirmed flatflyer

[-Setro-]

then jackoff and leave

[Badger]

country houses are so much more quiet and peaceful compared to the city

and you have all that property to frolic on

[SgtDaemon]

i sometimes fantasise about getting my loud ass speakers, driving to a countryside away from everyone, then putting on hardcore research at max volume