Author Topic: the hamburglar is back and he's hot  (Read 1701 times)

he probably deals them because he doesnt look like he eats loving mc donalds

"911 what is your emergency?"
"This man stole my burger!"
"Say again?"
"This man ... STOLE my burger!"
"Can you describe him?"
"Caucasian in his 30s with stubble and brown hair. He was wearing a leather mask, a fedora, a black coat and a tie with a burger pattern."
"A tie with a burger pattern?"
"Yes. A tie with a burger pattern."
"Is this a joke?"
"No, I swear to God, this man just ... Just came out of nowhere and stole my burger!"

i think i've found my husbando

i dunno how safe i feel knowing hamburglar roams the streets again


new $15 payday DLC
oh my god yes, i'd buy that twice.


oh my god yes, i'd buy that twice.
$30 bundle
includes: hamburglar character, hamburger melee weapon, MacFatty's heist, and new mask: $1 Menu



this is funny cause you notice they wait for him to snatch it


now bring back grimace and make him hot
not that he needs to be made hot