Author Topic: maxwell's not feeling too good  (Read 1344 times)

I've had similar issues before. What you described is almost exactly what has happened to me. Drinking Gatorade/lucozade is great as well as water. It should blow through. If possible, try to get someone to get you some anti-diarrhea pills to get the stool back to normal.

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Uum no? Not all sicknesses are caused by infection, some are genetic like cancer...

Infections are when other small living organisms (pathogens) enter and multiply inside the body. They release toxins that make you feel sick.

I've had similar issues before. What you described is almost exactly what has happened to me. Drinking Gatorade/lucozade is great as well as water. It should blow through. If possible, try to get someone to get you some anti-diarrhea pills to get the stool back to normal.
I guess I'll drink water for a few days then


is something wrong

drink as much water as you can manage. stuffting liquid is kinda taxing.

try to not upset your stomach, I drank coke & mountain dew consecutively and it ended with having to go for a 5 minute diarrhea break in class

try to not upset your stomach, I drank coke & mountain dew consecutively and it ended with having to go for a 5 minute diarrhea break in class
well today I've had a blueberry muffin, plenty of lucozade and water, some water with alcazaltsers in it and coke, yesterday I did have grilled cheese though
gonna try sleeping it off again

it is probably the stomach flu, or just some bug going around
it can also be caused by stressed or drinking a forgetton of soda
don't have anything too sugar-y and stay away from milk, drink lots of water

Maxwell pisses out of his back door.


just wanna update it's now a lot worse:
I'm just passing 100% blood at this point and my parents don't think I need to go to the hospital because the bleeding isn't internal according to the colour, also coupled with the fact my mom had a hotel stay booked for 3 days and I can't go, I'm practically alone in the house for 5 hours
I'm vomiting now, it isn't bad though and it feels better than going every 5 minutes (again, ever since I got up this morning)
I try to sleep but I can't and I'm considering refusing to go but that might not be a good idea

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Yep, sounds like stomach flu. You can't do anything about it, just sleep and drink as much water as possible.

get well soon maxwell
may gays visit your dreams

jeeez

what does your diet consist of? keep a record of it for the next few days if you wind up seeing the doctor.

then you can tell them what you've been eating or something

I aint a doctor (forget you bugs bunny), I'm studying to become the literal opposite, a mortician, but from my experience? Sounds like you got a stomach virus. Drink a forgettonne of water, stay in bed (unless you have to go- don't try to hold it in, if someone is hogging the bathroom kick 'em out), keep a trashcan nearby for when you start spewing. Don't try to eat anything that'll hurt coming back up (Read: Doritos), go for things like campbells Chicken Noodle Soup. If you can't hold anything down, strain everything out of the soup and drink just the broth after having it heated. Also, just in case you slip up in the middle of the night, I recommend clothes you don't mind ruining.


Also, FOR THE LOVE OF forget DUDE, YOUR stuffTING BLOOD! SEE A loving DOCTOR as soon as you can!