by me and facechild and I (jotted down by hellboy)
Tactical Space Monster
This main character Ripples, she is much go into space but, uh oh! She not only thing is space. What kind and type of bad thing must be and somehow be lurk in shadow? Much alert sound come from planet. They go down planet with space plane. They find life time supply of egg marbles. An egg isn’t so “over easy” on one of the people dudes, said egg gives his face a big ol’ smooch. They Mario Kart his body back to spaceship, he is still wear egg on face. Suddenly egg curl up and die for no raisin. He is much hunger; in the middle of his fruity pebbles he gets a stommy ache. He poops Allan from belly part and consequently die. Allan gets big real fast, Ripples now has to hide in dark place or Allan will get him or her. Ripples finds small space boat, snatches up cat, and leaves the mother ship, but not before getting forgeted around by man who is secretly robot. But oh no! Allan was hide on boat! What will he or she do?! She puts on anti-space costume, and opens the front door. Allan accidentally goes outside. Final, being free of Allan, Ripples takes a very long nap with a cat in preparation for the sequel.
Down Force (Space Trash)
Mission Specialist, Sweet Cheeks, is a space lady. But this is her first time in space. She is outside of major craft completely inside air keeping suit. She is fix thing while’st Jeff Clungy is do much spin around her. Oooooh stuff, wait til you see this next part. Suddenly bits of space trash are like wooshing all over the place and stuff. Just as quick as she was still connected she not no longer connected. Oh no! She is fly into space, even more space, deeper space. But don’t worry Gerge Kleby is here to help! He uses official space company woosh pack to fish her back in. They make hasty back to main space truck, but oops! The window is broke and everyone accidentally went out the front door. So now they have to look for different space house because they are running out of breathy particles. They use said woosh pack to push to not moon station. Sweet Ass is breathing way too much and Gerb Krumbly is all like,”hey stop breathing. I need you to hold your lungs.” When they arrive at float station, they are, woah! Much too fast. She has to let Grahm Shebley accidentally let him go off into space. But Gorb Jabronie is all like,”don’t worry about it, im a pretty cool dude and ill be in your mind or something.” He say also,”she breathe all of mouth air and will much be of kill if not close mouth hole and go inside space house, and she do.” But oh no! stuffs forgeted up in there too! Looks like the space trash was already there! Sweet Buns scoots herself into one of them foreigner space carts and tries her darndest to poot herself back to the Earf. But oh stuff! There is a parachuting chute caught in space house. She must accidentally go out the front door into space, and un-forget the parachute in the midst of space trash. Foreign space cart is extremely bad and does not work. So she decide to kill herself. But suddenly, the ghost of Jerb Scooter tells her that that’s stupid and keep try. So she do thing and make thing go. Since parachuting parachute is no there, must find other space cart. She much find Ching Chung Craft. But oh no again! General Tso’s Craft was too low in atmosphere soup. So Sugar Tits pressed all the buttons in no particular order and, BUT SPOILER ALERT, she make all way back down to Earf and down splash. But oh no, still! She is almost drowned! Hot Lips make swim to land and splash in mud.
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