Blake! I can't believe you got on the forums after I deliberately told you that you were not allowed to do so.
I registered this fake account "McZealot" to monitor you. It's been going pretty well for the last few years, until I decided that this forum was too sinful for a growing mind.
I log in today and what do I find? You! Not only going against my will but actively asking for assistance in deceiving me and breaking through my rules.
We've extended your ban on electronics. It was originally going to be until you were 17, but now we have raised it to 21. We just wanted to protect from research and viruses and liberals and the other bad things on the internet. Your mother is going to be so ashamed.
I just wrote this post, and I'm coming to your room now. I am not happy with the way you have been acting. Expect me.