Text Adventure - Come On!

[NumberOneTuxedo]

then jack off
then leave

You jack off for two minutes then leave the room.

HP: 23/23

Status: Feeling lovey.

Inventory:

Food rations

Red items are consumables, yellow items are weapons, green items are key items, blue items are miscellaneous items.

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

stuff on the floor and carry stuff as a weapon

[Duck Quackington]

Shout to the BLF "STOP TOTURING ME!"

[NumberOneTuxedo]

stuff on the floor and carry stuff as a weapon

You poop on the floor and carry your waste as a "weapon".

HP: 23/23

Status: Feeling odd.

Inventory:

Food rations

Poop (currently equipped)

Red items are consumables, yellow items are weapons, green items are key items, blue items are miscellaneous items.

[TableSalt]

Choke on your saliva and then blame the air for flowing through your mouth.

[Copy Kirby]

Find a key on the ground.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Find a key on the ground.

You find a gray-colored key on the ground. Your waste falls onto the floor.

HP: 23/23

Status: Feeling odd.

Inventory:

Food rations

Unknown key

Red items are consumables, yellow items are weapons, green items are key items, blue items are miscellaneous items.

[Duck Quackington]

Shout to the BLF "STOP TOTURING ME!"

[Space1255]

Jack off violently

[}]Crazy[{]

allow 2 requests at once

[TableSalt]

Bend your leg behind your head and say "That was easy".

[Space1255]

Then proceed to suck yourself off.

[DrHitius]

exploit

[bigcapitalbaka]

attempt to sneakily grab your copy of the beta game Sburb, and contact your friend Sheedle DipMigger