You don't think I've done that already
I'm a paranoid person
You could burn down your house and belongings.
+ No burglars because they have nothing to steal
+ You don't have to clean your house anymore
+ The insurance money will buy you some Blockland keys
+ The warmth of the fire will get you through those cold nights
+ Paranoia is gone
- You won't have a house
- You'll get cold when the fire goes out
More positives than negatives!!