*i slowly pick up the phone and dial murderous cops phone number*
"Robot ninja zombies who are also national socialist's came to your house, spilled your milk, then raped your sister with giant purple carrot's. Then sent your mother to the moon, she encountered a black hole and got crushed to the size of the grape, before getting teleported to the tentacle galaxy, and is now getting tentacle raped until the end of time. Forced to give birth to thousands of tentacle rape babies. also, man eating roosterroaches are burrowing into your girlfriends brain, stimulating her pain and pleasure center's, resulting in a constant state of agonizing pain, and climaxic pleasure.
Anyways, have a good day. Also, your house got burned down. BYE! :D"
*hangs up*
I did it! I saved the world!
