would you rather:
be able to stuff out any tasty and delicious meal you can think of, but every edible thing that you don't acquire this way tastes like actual stuff.
or
every foodstuff offered to you instantly transforms into the shape of a turd, but otherwise tastes the same as it should, in fact tasting flawlessly. however, when you go to the toilet after having a hearty meal of food-stuff, a piece of stuff with the same consistency and physical properties as a random foodstuff in the world comes out. and when you go to taste the steak that erupts from your starfish, it tastes like actual stuff.
what would u do...