COME UP WITH A SLOGAN FOR A PRODUCT

[FizzyFuz]

murdering all those furries is hard work and time consuming, so introducing the FLAMETHROWER SO YOU CAN JUST loving KILL THEM WITH FIRE! ORDER TODAY FOR ONLY $69.69!!

[Ad Bot]

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

INTRODUCING HULK MUSCLES, YOU BUY EM, PUT EM ON AND BEAT THE EVER LIVING stuff OUT OF FURRIES

[NotBomberguy]

WE ALL loving HATE FURcigaretteS
SO WHY NOT BUY THE HOGANATOR^TM MINIGUN
ERADICATE ALL THE INFIDEL FURcigaretteS TODAY
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[Majorth]

There's no deeper clean than listerine!

[CRITAWAKETS]

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[gr8dayseth]

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Is your name not important?
Is what's important what you're going to do?
Do you just loving hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass?
Have you always wanted to die violently?

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[Foopster]

INTRODUCING HULK MUSCLES, YOU BUY EM, PUT EM ON AND BEAT THE EVER LIVING stuff OUT OF FURRIES MY DAUGHTER'S BLACK BOYFRIEND

[RACCOONNEER1214]

ANIPILLS! SHAPESHIFT INTO A ANIMAL!
OR BETTER YET FURRYPILLS! SHAPESHIFT INTO A FURRY!

[Blue Screen]

BILLY MAYS HERE!
ARE YOU TIRED OF THOSE loving FURRIES CLUTTERING UP YOUR INBOX?!
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!
INTRODUCING THE FURRY-B-GONE!
IT'LL MAKE THOSE FURRY cigaretteS GO AWAY IN AN INSTANT!
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[RACCOONNEER1214]

BILLY MAYS HERE!
ARE YOU TIRED OF THOSE  FURRIES CLUTTERING UP YOUR INBOX?!
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!
INTRODUCING THE FURRY-B-GONE!
IT'LL MAKE THOSE FURRY cigaretteS GO AWAY IN AN INSTANT!
IT'S A 99% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED PRODUCT!
BUY IT TODAY FOR THE PRICE OF ONLY $10
MAKE THOSE FURRIES GO YIFF IN
YIFF IN , FURcigaretteS!
CALL TODAY!
999-999-9999

not me, -id take the bottle and spray it at my tail- OH SHOOT MY FUR! ITS GONE NOW ITS JUST SKIN!oh well -drops a bomb inside the bottle and it explodes. "i rand from the house!"

[plad101]

not me, -id take the bottle and spray it at my tail- OH SHOOT MY FUR! ITS GONE NOW ITS JUST SKIN!oh well -drops a bomb inside the bottle and it explodes. "i rand from the house!"

Stop

[RACCOONNEER1214]

Stop

no dumbo.

[gebenuwell]

not me, -id take the bottle and spray it at my tail- OH SHOOT MY FUR! ITS GONE NOW ITS JUST SKIN!oh well -drops a bomb inside the bottle and it explodes. "i rand from the house!"

oh ok

[bigcapitalbaka]

SPILL YOUR WATER?
*insert greyscale, overcomplicated infomercial error thing*
HAHA, LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF stuff
WIPE IT YOURSELF

[KristoB]

ONE HUNDRED STEPS FORWARD
1 MILLION STEPS BACK