stuff you did as a kid (and maybe dont remember)

[Insert Name Here]

My aunt tells me the story of when I was like 3, when they took me to a mexical restaraunt like El Chico, I used to drink the salsa right out of the cup.

I also used to stuff clothes into my underwear when I was like 4

And when I was like 13 (About a year ago, yes I've changed a lot) I walked around on my backyard patio and I stepped on a lightbulb, shattering it right into my foot

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[Katadeus]

When I was very very young I told my mother that I didn't like eating and sleeping because they interfered with my projects

[Foxscotch]

I did some pretty horrendous things to animals (no, not that) such as decapitating a baby bird, stabbing a dead opossum in the road, and smashing eggs from bird nests to end that generation of birds.

did u, by any chance, wet your bed or set fires........

you're one bad decision after another

the first one was conception

[XR-7]

did u, by any chance, wet your bed or set fires.......

I wet my bed up until maybe 8 years old, with a couple freak accidents happening after that. Fires, no. My parents did a good job of hiding things that started fires and I was scared to death of fire anyway. I had never even lit a match until last year when I had to do it in high school for a forensic science experiment.

[Clownfish]

you're one bad decision after another

my birth was an accident

nowadays I fight depression and sleep deprivation
it's a lot less intense

also

fell off my roof
spilled hot bean juice all over myself
burned myself on a whole forgetton of stuff
stabbed a hole in my left hand with a red pencil
tried to do a backflip and ended up in the hospital
sprained my ankle jumping out of the way of a bus
beat the stuff out of some "tough" wrestling kid during recess
ate so many cheese sticks I got really sick and I can't eat them anymore
nearly got killed when somebody pushed me into the street
fell off my roof again

there's probably more but I'm too tired to remember it I'm running on 2 hours of sleep

[Velateen]

i would always try to get in the bath with socks on
i think i was 3 or 4

[SBG]

i liked to pull my richard a little to look at it while it's purple.

[Ragequit]

i jumped off my dining table and hit my head on a metal chair
it wasnt too bad of a hit though

i think

[Mr Man]

[Clownfish]

I'm loving invincible
except from my emotions
I have never broken a bone beyond fracturing my skull twice
which counts I suppose

[Bear_Tracks]

When I was four, my snake fell off. From this day forward I haven't been able to locate it, has anyone seen my snake?

[Brickitect]

-I used to jump off my kiddie table with a plastic grocery bag as a "parachute" with my brother.
-I always liked to sneak into the nearby community pool even tho I had no key, and lots of neighbors helped me sneak in as well and my parents never found out, huehuehue
-I was never not a Lego fan
-I used to steal my mom's red tall heels and run around the house in them when I was like 3 or 4, those were so uncomfortable.....
-I was never let into my own backyard
-I made stuffty little paper kites that actually worked

More coming soon if I can remember...