Hi, I'm new here.

[MoltenKitten]

Jeff Goldblum stutters a lot in real life. Its a joke account.

Oh

I have no idea who Jeff Goldblum is

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[camo66510]

Oh

I have no idea who Jeff Goldblum is

I had no idea who he was until about 5 minutes ago when I searched him up on wikipedia.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

[Akio-]

Wh-what do you mean? I'm just, ah, talking.What's, um, an alt?

This is Eden. He was recently banned for spamming and then made this account.

[Jeff Goldblum]

This is Eden. He was recently banned for spamming and then made this account.

M-my secret identity has been, uh, uncovered!

[kahnuu]

M-my secret identity has been, uh, uncovered!

d'uh ah jeff gublum

[Lego lad]

Oh

I have no idea who Jeff Goldblum is

RIOT

[#Jeetlor]

forum tip #1: if anyone ever says "OP" they're referring to themselves in third person

What? No.

[Red Spy]

Oh

I have no idea who Jeff Goldblum is

That guy from Jurassic Park

He was the one who wore all black

[AndroFox]

Welcome to the forum

insert obligatory alt accusation here

[KristoB]

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