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alright here we go,
So some of you may remember my "almost got into a fight with a big black dude AMA" thread. Well, this kid rides my bus, and his attempts to insult me are just, pitiful, to say the least. Every day he gets on the bus, and tries his hardest to be funny, meanwhile calling people out for making "inappropriate" jokes. However the only jokes he makes are the same kinds of jokes. Anyways, he swears like a 5th grader, and his favorite words are "bitch" and "hoe". Imagine a white guy pretending to be black, that's this dude, except he's actually black.
So today on the bus, this fatass lumbers his way on to the bus, and while his girth is contained inside his usual hoodie, his weight still makes the bus tremble. Upon reaching the back of the bus (insert back of the bus joke), he bends over to pick up a dime. He manages to contort his mass of lard in such a way, that an unholy mass of fat comes out of the back of his pants, in plain view for everyone, and the camera, to see. As if that wasn't bad enough, his brief display of his tail end manages to leave a stench of which I will not mention, and wish to never remember.
So I ignore him for most of the ride, but eventually I start getting bored and irritated at his constant stuffty jokes and accusations, and start taking verbal potshots at the guy.
(this is probably bullying maybe idk, I mean he's a big black dude who tried to fight me one time, and I'm just a lonely skinny white dude, that doesn't make it okay but still) Apparently, I strike a nerve, and the mass of fast food shrivels up, and stares at me through his hipster glasses, and formulates the most godawful insult I have ever heard. "What the forget did you just say you jeffrey dahmer looking forgetboy" comes out of his mouth after at least a 4 second pause.
I start laughing my loving ass off, and during the while he formulates another insult with his cunning and his wit. He accuses me of being a child enthusiast, as I have long hair and I am unshaven. This causes me to laugh even harder, making a passing comment on how he's one to talk with his thick rimmed glasses and toothy grin. He doesn't take kindly to this, and begins going on about how my entire existence is a mistake and how I'm a horrible person. I respond by reminding him that the entire bus stuffs on his dumbassery, and it is not in fact, only me As I tune him out, he says something that catches me ear.
"Well I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
I was shocked. I had no response at all. I was almost to my stop and I had no more rude comments for the cheeky bastard. He had stumped me with the drool of complete idiocy that poured from his maw. The best I could muster was, "Hey, thank your mom for missing with the coat hanger for me will ya?" Original and hilarious, I know. I stumble off the bus, still stunned from his "insult"
And that's the story I guess
If you'll excuse me I have to go hide the 9mm from myself again
tl;dr darkie be dumb, clownfish insult darkie, darkie get mad, clownfish gets stunned by verbal stuffposting
oh my god that sounds tribal as forget
