Dumb Warnings

[Sp0nge80b]

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
holy stuff this

[Ad Bot]

[Pastrey Crust]

Oh, the US is full of those.
"Plastic bag is not a toy and can suffocate children"
"Remove plastic before inserting in oven"
"Sidewalk ends here"
"Do not block intersection"
"Airsoftweapon is not a toy and can cause serious injury"
"Do not exceed maximum capacity on ATV. Serious injury or death can occur"

[Blocky943]

Do not attempt to swallow mattress whole.

[Foxscotch]

www.dumbwebsites.com:

[Space1255]

Do not open with knife

[MoltenKitten]

Keep in mind that these only exist because people were dumb enough to try these things and then blame the company for injury

[Sp0nge80b]

Keep in mind that these only exist because people were dumb enough to try these things and then blame the company for injury

but

I don't think anyone would try this

[Drydess]

but

I don't think anyone would try this

you sure about that buddy

[Sp0nge80b]

Keep in mind that these only exist because people were dumb enough to try these things and then blame the company for injury

but

I don't think anyone would try this

you sure about that buddy

oh yeah definitely sure