Lmao, my card has retirement discount - AMA

[Pastrey Crust]

So one day, my wallet was stolen from me. ID, license, money, and my public transport card. I got the rest and my great grandmother gave me her card because she is in no condition to leave her house.

Anyways, I got on the bus minutes ago. The ticketer said "Price: $3.50". I passed my card and to my surprise, it said "Paid: $1.85".

Am I an starfish for abusing city retirement subsidies?

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

A little bit I suppose.
Watch out you don't get kicked off next time if the bus driver notices you're getting a pensioner discount but clearly aren't a pensioner.

[Pastrey Crust]

Trust me, bus drivers couldn't care less who he's transporting as long as he gets paid his minimum wage.

[Refticus]

quick begin smoking.
you'll look older and people will blame your special interest on dementia