Literally.
I was walking to the bus and then I farted. I still had some gas, so I tried getting that to pass before I got near a group of people, just so I don't fart near others. So then I farted again, but this one felt wet. I then waddled home to take a shower. While drying myself off, I managed to loving dislocate my knee, so I spent 2 minutes in pain, trying to pop it back into place.
I feel like a loving baby. How's your day so far?