SITUATION MEGATHREAD

[True Johnny]

well considering you're 10x more autistic than him no?

well I didn't expect that

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[- Jezza -]

forget I gotta step up my game. I'm a lazy ass and I'm happy to admit that. So from now on  I will post when I can. I will post frequently.

SITUATION

Here's today's: Your peaceful country with no weapons is being attacked by indestructible robo hitters. The only way to destroy them is to hack into a console and shut it down. But no one in your country knows how to hack. NO ONE AT ALL!

Post what you would do in this situation.




Lazy ass Jezza >:(

[True Johnny]

1
I'd fly all the Asians and Africans over to my country and force the Asians to design better robots and force the Africans to make them
Then have an enchilada party to celebrate their fine work
2
I'd have an enchilada party because I'm about to die
3
I'd fly Asians to my country and they'll hack the robos for me
Then have an enchilada party to celebrate victory


I'm hungry