BLF makes a virus

[Space1255]

The virus makes you stuff your organs until you bleed to death.

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

Everytime you try to use a font it changes it to comic sans

[Clownfish]

the virus converts your semen to money

[Merp]

the virus converts all the clickable options into sharks

[Darth C3P0]

the virus hijacks your blf account and makes you stuffpost topics non stop

Well I must have that virus then it gives you aids and Parkinsons, as well as a weird reason to be extremely gay and your account on club penguin is hacked.

[Somemong]

the virus changes your background to Riddler, and spams questionably legal images.

[Starbound]

Everytime you try to use a font it changes it to comic sans

oh no

[CRITAWAKETS]

The virus makes you act handicapped and yet have a following for some reason. Its called Worm.Lordtony.

[gebenuwell]

whenever you search something it will read it to you at max volume

[TableSalt]

whenever you search something it will read it to you at max volume

"SALT!"

[JBlitz404]

whenever you search something it will read it to you at max volume

Everyone time you click a link, a 5 second loop of the Sanic theme will play blasting at full volume.