Story Thread

[Unova]

Just tell random stories.

Once, in 5th grade, I got home from school (I lived in a rural-urban divide) and had to piss. I got out my key, but could not hold it, so I pulled down my pants and pissed in the garden where no-one was planting. The rocks were stained yellow, but I got away with it.

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

once upon a time there was a planet called earth
then the superior race of aliens attacked and earth was no more
the end

[Red Spy]

Once upon a time there was a one upon a time there was a once upon a time

[cromartini]

Once upon a time a gay person got stoned to death in ancient jeruzalem. End.

[cooolguy32]

Onetime I had a dream that I was having love with a blanket.

[captin crunch cereal]

SO HERE I AM IN THE VIETNAM JUNGLE i dive out my helicopter and the heat was hot then next thing i knew the charlies were all through the bushes then i pull out my ak47 then yell out "jayerd the subway guy" then i throw a grenade and then use the ak47 as a pillow then 100 ninjas and out of no where said i had to kill jackie chan proceed to the next vietnam as you see vietnam had 9 vietnams at the time and all of them had one jackie chan you had to kill to proceed so i gave up and went home from the vietnamese war there was no way i was gonna fight 9 jackie chans in the end it was the best summer i ever had and it was also how i became spider man ya see son back when i was spider man i was in metropolis city it was there i saved mary jane and i also walked into a wallmart and found illuminati headquarters and it turned out all 9 jackie chans were in it and thats how i saved christmas.

[Unova]

SO HERE I AM IN THE VIETNAM JUNGLE i dive out my helicopter and the heat was hot then next thing i knew the charlies were all through the bushes then i pull out my ak47 then yell out "jayerd the subway guy" then i throw a grenade and then use the ak47 as a pillow then 100 ninjas and out of no where said i had to kill jackie chan proceed to the next vietnam as you see vietnam had 9 vietnams at the time and all of them had one jackie chan you had to kill to proceed so i gave up and went home from the vietnamese war there was no way i was gonna fight 9 jackie chans in the end it was the best summer i ever had and it was also how i became spider man ya see son back when i was spider man i was in metropolis city it was there i saved mary jane and i also walked into a wallmart and found illuminati headquarters and it turned out all 9 jackie chans were in it and thats how i saved christmas.

[Freek]

my throat hurt like loving christ about 2 weeks ago at night
it was 3am and i already had taken like 20-25 halls menthol stuff
and it gave me a little woozy feeling like i was floaty and stuff
idk how but i came up with the idea of loving a bag
so i went downstairs, grabbed a jewel bag and began to start
it felt really weird but ok after about ten minutes it felt alright
20 minutes in my richard just hurt so bad
like it felt as if the muscle was terrifyingly painful
i went to bed, woke up and it was ok

[News]

i have to walk down the 6th+7th grade locker hallway to get to band
i notice this kid's locker
he's a pale red-head
there's 10 anime girls on his backpack and locker and i couldn't help myself and burst in to laughter
he took them down for whatever reason
i still think of it when i go to band

[Renekar]

now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air

[cooolguy32]

now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air

lol

[Hawt]

my throat hurt like loving christ about 2 weeks ago at night
it was 3am and i already had taken like 20-25 halls menthol stuff
and it gave me a little woozy feeling like i was floaty and stuff
idk how but i came up with the idea of loving a bag
so i went downstairs, grabbed a jewel bag and began to start
it felt really weird but ok after about ten minutes it felt alright
20 minutes in my richard just hurt so bad
like it felt as if the muscle was terrifyingly painful
i went to bed, woke up and it was ok

[Raccoonkid101]

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end."