I remember in kindergarten, I started getting dreams about the yetis and no, not the snow yetis, I mean the yetis that look like humans with pal skin, they grab your shoulders and scream the word cheeze in your face and their voice will make you pass out and turn into a yeti, also they can tickle you awhile repeating the word yeti and their skin cells will get onto you and make you pass out and turn into a yeti. I no longer get dreams about the yetis, but recently, I've gotten messages in my brain telling me the yetis are coming to Earth in December of this year and planning to turn Annoying Orange into a yeti and I am not even loving joking around, this is serious, they're coming. I've gotten secret videos of Cheezer (Second best yeti) mocking me and stuff, they even hack my computer and made my laptop shock me so I couldn't move for a few mins and chatted to two of my steam friends.
forget these yetis and I hope my plan to kill yeti king is going to work.