Author Topic: funniest/weirdest things you've seen in public  (Read 1411 times)

I was taking a walk after school and some kid mooned me in his dad's car.

there was a kid in middle school who was super duper into Naruto and I think he was special if you know what I mean

anyway we got invited to his house for a birthday party and my parents weren't going to let me pass on it so my best friend and I ended up going

his house was so super tiny and he invited way too many people so we ended up having to sleep in pairs of two on the same mattress, with my best friend's feet in my face and my feet in his

anyway the party was loving forgettable and stupid and we woke up to the kid's little brother actively trying to full moon us

good times good times

My math teacher banned any type of bottles from the class because one guy kept on flipping bottles all over the place and it got really annoying because it kept on hitting on ground and when it hit the ground, the sound was loud.

My math teacher banned any type of bottles from the class because one guy kept on flipping bottles all over the place and it got really annoying because it kept on hitting on ground and when it hit the ground, the sound was loud.
your life sounds really interesting

My math teacher banned any type of bottles from the class because one guy kept on flipping bottles all over the place and it got really annoying because it kept on hitting on ground and when it hit the ground, the sound was loud.
I would say your Math Teacher was a killjoy, but your teacher killed a stuffty vine meme, so therefore the Nobel Peace Prize is the only acceptable course of rewarding these heroic actions.

I would say your Math Teacher was a killjoy, but your teacher killed a stuffty vine meme, so therefore the Nobel Peace Prize is the only acceptable course of rewarding these heroic actions.
do you read what you type before you click the post button

one time me and night fox were chatting and i think she was drunk cause she randomly posted tit pics for no reason :L

one time me and night fox were chatting and i think she was drunk cause she randomly posted tit pics for no reason :L
gimme plz

I was eating at a Mexican restaurant then in the parking lot across the street a car caught on fire. I was like two at the time and had no idea what was going on

one time me and night fox were chatting and i think she was drunk cause she randomly posted tit pics for no reason :L
are you just kidding or are you being serious because we talked about that kinda stuff and she told me she'd stop doing it

Earlier today I was in San Francisco with two other friends of mine, we're getting off the BART in Embarcadero to catch the ferry at Pier 39, and right as we walk out of the doors and start walking I look to my left and see a homeless dude sitting up against a pillar with a huge sketchbook just drawing some stuff, I took a closer look and well uh.

This man was drawing a crotchal region as seem from above, and featured a very detailed landscape of pubic and leg hair, a veiny but somehow flaccid phallus just forgetin spewing jizz in god knows what direction. It wasn't until we were already on the ferry that I remembered that the angle and placement of the sketch aligned with the man's own crotchal region, leading me to believe that he was just sittin there in some stinky ass subway drawing his richard away for whomever to see.

I got hit by a guy on a ripstick while I was walking to class a couple months ago

Earlier today I was in San Francisco with two other friends of mine, we're getting off the BART in Embarcadero to catch the ferry at Pier 39, and right as we walk out of the doors and start walking I look to my left and see a homeless dude sitting up against a pillar with a huge sketchbook just drawing some stuff, I took a closer look and well uh.

This man was drawing a crotchal region as seem from above, and featured a very detailed landscape of pubic and leg hair, a veiny but somehow flaccid phallus just forgetin spewing jizz in god knows what direction. It wasn't until we were already on the ferry that I remembered that the angle and placement of the sketch aligned with the man's own crotchal region, leading me to believe that he was just sittin there in some stinky ass subway drawing his richard away for whomever to see.

God I love big cities

are you just kidding or are you being serious because we talked about that kinda stuff and she told me she'd stop doing it
teehee I saved them c:

I saw some guy in a Pith helmet and a sun dress yelling about the sun gods.

I got hit by a guy on a ripstick while I was walking to class a couple months ago
probably me beacause i might be the only person here who rides a ripstip
;^)