Earlier today I was in San Francisco with two other friends of mine, we're getting off the BART in Embarcadero to catch the ferry at Pier 39, and right as we walk out of the doors and start walking I look to my left and see a homeless dude sitting up against a pillar with a huge sketchbook just drawing some stuff, I took a closer look and well uh.
This man was drawing a crotchal region as seem from above, and featured a very detailed landscape of pubic and leg hair, a veiny but somehow flaccid phallus just forgetin spewing jizz in god knows what direction. It wasn't until we were already on the ferry that I remembered that the angle and placement of the sketch aligned with the man's own crotchal region, leading me to believe that he was just sittin there in some stinky ass subway drawing his richard away for whomever to see.