7:20 both my eyes open like two coconut splitting open
7:30 i look out my bowl to find my owner watching hunie pop, love that show
8:00 Feedtime time! I love a good eat. i bob up and down like a snow shovel in water and peck at the flakes that fall from my owners fat loving handicapped fingers
8:01 poo time
10:00 time to crank one out. i grab my fat wet jimmy and bounce it till i coom
10:01 fall sleep till 7:20
the end. :&
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