Scenario: you can use console commands in real life

[Red Spy]

pusillanimous individual();

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[Marios]

pusillanimous individual();

All you're gonna do is spawn a cat? Hmph.

[espio100]

if ((age => 30) || (virginity = true)) {
wizard = true;
}

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[Texan101]

if ((age => 30) || (virginity = true)) {
wizard = true;
}

I have no idea how to javascript

So everyone is born a wizard, and is only not a wizard if they are both under thirty and not a virgin. You become a wizard again at thirty regardless of virginity.

[Rabbot32]

I'd just reload the save before my ex left me.

[Flatflyer]

KillAll;

[Swollow]

echo("If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years now, we're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up! We miss you.");

[portify]

player.placeatme gerudo_link

[Aplem]

bind k kill