Today is my birthday.

[Refticus]

it would just be a bonfire of candles because of how crowded it would be

then u make a bigger cake.
duh!!!

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

ur insane we're on a budget here

[Drydess]

happy birthday, cunt

happy birthday, stuffface

[Electrk.]

happy birthday, stuffface

it's not daswiruch's birthday

[Master Matthew²]

it's not daswiruch's birthday

Coulda fooled us, seems like das was born today.

[Electrk.]

Coulda fooled us, seems like das was born today.

well, he wasn't born yesterday

[Pecon]

you need like 19 more candles on that cake

it would just be a bonfire of candles because of how crowded it would be

binary candles then