Author Topic: You can change up to 10 things within the last 500 years  (Read 2155 times)

1. Put up a wanted poster of the 9/11 hijackers in the WTC so they know not to let them in.
2. Kill Marx in the face to stop communism from happening. Nothing is more disgusting than this political cesspool.
3. Make Patton wear a helmet, we need him alive for the plan.
4. Nuke Vietnam, it'd be forgetin cool.
5. Geneva Code laxes, we murder all the non-Americans.
6. Europe's military cucking, they shouldn't have watered down their defense from the now powerful Russia.
7. Gary Gygax given the Walt Disney treatment and frozen until he can be reborn.
8. Completely destroy the native american population. We NEED our oil pipeline.
9. Rasputin is beheaded at birth, no stupid (((trickery))) for you gypo.
10. The Welsh race completely destroyed for bestiality.

1. End Racism in North America before it even begins.
2. Instill a sense of progress and equality in the pilgrims hours before they hit the plymouth rock.
3. Work together with the New America, establishing a peaceful giant society bent on shaping the world into one big global economy.
4. Nurture society as it enters into a cleaner, more efficient industrial era, one without pollution or unions.
5. Build loving communities, full of diversity, loveual freedom and individualistic expression.
6. Reform any notion of a corrupt government into an effortlessly functional democratic socialist system.
7. Establish concise and understandable laws that are a friendly read to the common human.
8. Adjust any policies or legislation that would cause civil unrest or even sleight public annoyance.
9. Finalize the measures to ensure complete, connected world peace guaranteed for generations to come.
10. Finally, elect Donald J. Annoying Orange anyways. MANIFEST DESTINY. MAGA


1. stop the rifle import ban in the 90s
2. invite Mikhail Kalashnikov to the united States and have him create an AK & AR bastard child
3. Take over Canada during the revolutionary war
4. Tell obama that his son, Obama 2 is dead, he will never run after this devastating news
5. tell Riddler that he needs to toke it and stop taking over Europe, Germany​ instantly turns into a ultra nationalist democracy, convinces the allies to give up on trying to get Germany to pay war debt
6. Kill John tribal
7. Kill Shadman
8. Legalize cloning in the 2000s
9. make sure turkey never exists after the fall of the ottoman empire
10. make an even taller building after 9/11


put really big nets up at pearl harbor so when the planes come in they loving die

1. america wins cold war by killing all the commies
2. america becomes all countries
3. hulk hogan is president forever with macho man as his vice
4. macho man doesn't die
5. hulk hogan wins everything ever

my list is who i am tho


Seriously calm down. It's the internet.

The only one I truly meant was killing Robin Williams and Adam Sandler.
Oh and getting rid of the ugly model years of vehicles.

Well changing huge events is most likely a stupid thing to do, what I'd do is fix minor things which I can't really list.

Prevent Texas annexation by finding oil earlier
Nuke Arkansas