So there's a subreddit named
"Today I forgeted Up."Here's some of the recent posts.
"TIFU by cumming into a coconut"
He forgeted a coconut for a week straight, and one day pulled out to find maggots on his junk.
"TIFU by not listening to a TIFU post and getting my richard stuck in a coconut"
He drilled a hole that wasn't big enough to pull out of.
"TIFU by not listening to a TIFU about a TIFU about using a coconut as a fleshlight."
He found out that he was allergic to coconut water, and his schlong swelled up inside and got stuck.
"TIFU by jumping on the bandwagon and trying to penetrate a coconut."
He mistakenly forgeted a pineapple instead.
"TIFU by being tempted by the magnitude of coconut loving posts. NSFW"
He got caught by his mom, and ripped the coconut off, making his richard bleed.
"TIFU by reading the TIFUs of coconut forgeters.."
He didn't actually forget a coconut, instead he accidently spilled boiling water onto his leg while reading the other 5 posts.
"TIFU by trying to forget a coconut....#4"
In which he doesn't even open the coconut, he stabs his hand while trying.
"Tifu by reading a comment about loving a watermelon on a post about loving a pineapple"
He forgeted a watermelon, tried holding it up with his richard, and it fell and broke his toe.
"TIFU By getting distracted from cumming into a coconut and crushing my balls"
He actually successfully forgeted a coconut, but then ran around with it on his richard and tripped.
"TIFU by actually wanting to forget a coconut"
He tried loving it in a shower, but slipped on a bar of soap and got a concussion.
Those are all the posts... For now. Any of you guys feel like injuring yourselves while trying to fulfill a fruit special interest?
