On the 12th day of Christmas, Ajit Pai gave to meeeeee;
Twelve ruined memes,
Eleven extra fastlanes,
Ten advertisements,
Nine website trials,
Eight rooster-blocked downloads,
Seven corporate shills,
Six ISP bills,
Five packages,
Four turtled speeds,
Three price tiers,
Two blocked websites,
And a whole lot of internet feeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
this reminds me of the payday 2 12 days of christmas song, oh the good memories