Author Topic: what is with this trend of toys leaking water and other materials  (Read 722 times)

specifically out of their genital region

i've seen a trend (and too many commercials) of children's toys where their defining feature is "defecation"
take note that these are toys, made specifically for children, that take stuffs
specifically the baby dolls, you feed them clay and they stuff it back out. my favorite toys are the ones that get play-doh in the carpet and it dries up and makes it impossible for it to clean up
in fact there are channels dedicated to force feeding these dolls revolting mixtures of beans and other vegetables to see what the stuff looks like, its loving disgusting
not only can they stuff, but they can also piss on the carpet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkdFulr63o
these toys can leak water out of ANY orifice you choose! also do note the obnoxious and unrelated emoji in the corner

i sure want to give my child a toy that squirts water all over the loving carpet

what is the appeal of these things
i know kids laugh at stuff jokes, when i was like 7 years old my only toy was a whoopie cushion and i was the happiest boy on the god damn planet
i can atleast understand things like whoopie cushions (and even those weird clay dog poo things). they're meant to be used for pranks. i can also understand the baby dolls leaking everywhere too, they're supposed to be like real babies. but this weird forgetin dog toy i just don't get it, especially since its a toy aimed at little girls.
little girls don't like stuff or toilet humor. a little girl doesnt want a little plastic dog that takes stuffs on the ground

and i'd be doing you all a favor if i didn't mention how these are giving these nasty "kids" youtube videos even more opportunity because if they use the toys that stuff in their videos, more kids will be attracted to them because kids are apparently fascinated with coprophagia
looking for videos to use as examples was a nightmare due to the sheer magnitude of this bullstuff

im not showing the thumbnails because they probably break a couple rules


tl:dr stop making toys that stuff its bad

because it's something kids can relate to

stuffting their pants

haha poop!!!!!! get it!!!!! stuff it funny!!!!!!  :cookieMonster:

Dirty toys

dirty dirty Children's toys

That's just really nasty weird stop it japan

Girls are attracted to addressing infantile-like behaviors such as urination/defecation because hormones

its a sign that we are running out of ideas.

its a sign that we are running out of ideas.

That's what I thought when Cowboys and aliens came out

But then there was this brilliant movie with Ryan Renolds called buried I think

I wouldn't call it a "trend", there have been toys like this forever

I've seen these all the way back to when I was a kid. Early 2000s. I wouldn't call it a new trend

why are you obsessing with this nix
you got something you want to say