Author Topic: Asian Buffets hire ominous looking asian men to watch over the sushi bar  (Read 1042 times)

They do it so it makes you uncomfortable, to have the beady eyes of the asian man look at you with more disappointment and conceit for every sushi you take. It keeps you from eating a lot of sushi, which in turn pays for the man and then some.


Luckily I have no shame.

as a beady eyed asian man i can confirm. we are silently judging how you consume sushi and thinking how much of a heathen you are for ordering deep fried sushi.

The Joy Wok by my work does this. The tip jar in conjunction with the beady eyes of the asian man guarantees lower sushi consumption.

Can i get 20lbs of sashimi and a uhhhhhh fried katsu chiken?

 No fear here. If it's out there, it's out there.



What about Warren buffets

i paid for this buffet, i eat what i want