STORY TIME! Walking to the bar with my girlfriend a few years ago. We pass some guy on the street and he says something like "hey sweetie nice ass." So I stop. I'm like 8 inches taller than this guy and 100 pounds heavier. "The forget did you say?" "He repeats, my gf tells me to just leave it. He says "listen to your girl and leave it." And then I really see him. He has, at best 1/2 an arm and that's it. Just a stump and an elbow length stump. I was just stunned, I figured he probably does this because who's going to beat up a dude with no arms. SO I yelled up to my lady "holy stuff he's unarmed!" And laughed in his face, I couldn't help it. For the record I have several years martial arts and was willing to fight with my hands behind my back but figured I would rather go drink
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