You will own nothing

[Master Matthew²]

You will own nothing

Or else

The Plan

Alright, you filthy POORS, so here's how this is gonna work. Everything you hold dear will be taken away from you by virtue of the fact you will no longer be able to afford to own it. You will sell it to the superior ruling class, who know better than you do, and they will rent it back to you for a small portion of your peasant wages until you drop dead. You will go into debt to pay to rent your phone, your home, your vehicle, your gasoline, your food, the air you breath and the water you drink. Not even the shoes you wear or the clothes on your putrid peasant skin will belong to you. Simply put, if you owned it before, now you don't. If you want it back, you must rent it from your betters. Purchases will be restricted to the ruling class and the ruling class only. Oh what's that? "That sounds horrible." "I don't want to work until I drop dead?"

What if I told you, "Yes you do."

You will be happy

We're going to gather data on every last move you underlings make. We will know what your eyes dart to in that one aisle at the new Rent-A-Mart. We will know when your heart skips a beat when the glory of the new world is spoken to you. We will know every thought you think, every desire you have. And if you're not happy, it will make you happy. You will be happy. You will be happy or else, peasant. You will like it, you will like it or else. If you do not like it, you will. The camera will know when you are smiling, so smile, or else. Be happy, or else. If you pose a terrorist threat like wanting to "own your food", it will fix you. If you attempt to escape the system, it will put you where you belong.

Glorious News:


Ram is raising in price so you useless cretins cannot try to create an internet that your superiors do not control.
Housing has already been captured. Rent your home or live in the car you likely rent.
If you attempt to camp in public or sleep outside of our generous housing, that we rent to you at a meager expense of only half of your wage, we will collect you.
Do not attempt to defy us, and do not worry if you cannot find work we have work for you criminals in our prisons, whether you want it or not.


HAIL THE NEW UTOPIA!
Discuss your excitement for this new future below, or else.

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