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[CapTMeaT]

Lolwut. Isn't he banned?

Let's hope.

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[NickTheSushi]

Let's hope.

Indeed.

[Monty]

Ha ha, If he was a heavy drinker, he'd be in the gutter.

[Dr.Block]

Aw crap, I was gonna wrap up a bad childhood to give to my first born son for his first birthday, but now that I see it creates idiots like him, I think I'll have to re-consider...

[Bacon]

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father…was…a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not…one…BIT. So…me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me…and he says…”WHY SO SERIOUS?”. He comes at me with the knife…”WHY SO SERIOUS?!”. Sticks the blade in my mouth…”LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!”…aaaand…why so serious?

omg batman