Erm.... What?

[Colten]

Some weird kids at my lunch table today were complaining about the Hadron Collider. When I told them to stfu about it, and that its over with, they bring up this thing about Jesus rising from his grave and that being the end of the world.... Wtf? Since when do people rise from the dead, and end the world

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[Altiarch]

First- HAD-RON, NOT HARD-ON. IT IS NOT A BONER.
Second- They have not smashed atoms yet, it is not over, they smash atoms on October 21. All they've done is turn it on
Third- I don't believe stuff will happen, I'm just correcting you.
Fourth- Jesus is no longer in his grave, he rose, what they say makes no sense

[Colten]

First- HAD-RON, NOT HARD-ON. IT IS NOT A BONER.
Second- They have not smashed atoms yet, it is not over, they smash atoms on October 21. All they've done is turn it on
Third- I don't believe stuff will happen, I'm just correcting you.
Fourth- Jesus is no longer in his grave, he rose

Meh, whatever. Also, at the misspelling, I had it spelt wrong but then I could've sworn someone had made a joke about the spelling being hard-on, so I changed it. Anyway, this is about the weird Jesus thing, not the Hadron

[MegaScience]

I bet they thought some cult who actually had his remains would put them in the way of the atoms in the Collider, causing him to come back to life and smite everyone.