My cat..

[Cheezr]

He won't stop fricking slamming his head on the keyboard, what should I do? 

[Ad Bot]

[Otis Da HousKat]

Punt him.

[onyx6]

Open up a word program so we can see if he's typing a message to terrorist organizations.

[Cheezr]

Punt him.

Tried it, too heavy.

Open up a word program so we can see if he's typing a message to terrorist organizations.

I did, it said "GIVE ME loving FOOD."

[Junior]

Gouge his eyes out and cut off his legs, give him no food.

[Spation]

Gouge his eyes out and cut off his legs, give him no food.

Then submerge his head in a pool containing a strong jellyfish.

[Junior]

And after that throw his remains in a blender and feed him to a dog.

[Cheezr]

And after that throw his remains in a blender and feed him to a dog.

I don't have a dog but I have a racoon, should I feed him to Mr.Toodles?

[Junior]

Yes.

[Rughugger]

Can always turn him into a bonsai kitty. SHove him into a jar and let em enjoy the captivity. 

[Monty]