You: Can i have a pony for christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: I like stalkers!
Santa: A lot of people like that. How old are you? Though I like cats and dogs.
You: I'm 1!
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people you are 1.
You: Yes becuase of malesters like micheal jackson
Santa: Give me a break. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
You: Micheal Jackson is a raper
Santa: I think Micheal Jackson is more than that.
You: He like children too!
Santa: I get it. like children too.
You: You are funny!
Santa: Thanks you make me laugh too.
You:Really?
Santa:No.
