Author Topic: what would you do with 1million dollars?  (Read 7062 times)

damn, i knew it would be expensive but holy hell.

College
Nice house
Car
???
Left over money


EPIC COMPUTER.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VII
XPSWII360
TV

Buy a mansion, heavily fortify it, have concrete walls around the perimeter of the house guarded by ex-SAS, Marines, Spenznaz, with Apache helicopters roaming the area and surplus M60 Patton tanks and T-72 and T-80 tanks, and my Mercenaries will be armed with US surplus and Soviet surplus and gas masks. My front yard will consist of statues of me and underground tunnel system that will link to several bunkers in and around the yard and going into my mansion and if things get too too nasty I will have a rocket ready to blast me off to orbit.

Did I go over my budget of One Million?

Of course not! You have a mustache, fancy suit, and a monocle(in avatar), that means you have more then a million! :D

I would probably change it to a hundred million different kinds of currencies, until it turns into TWO MILLION dollars. I did it once with a currency translator, but the I lost the formula D: then I'd turn the two million into four million, then eight million, then sixteen million, then thirty two million!!!!!!!!! And then i would get kicked off the currency market (eventually :P). Then, I would save all of it in a bank were its economically stable......when America's economy balances out, I would take half and put it in a bank here. Then, I would invest in the stock markets. Soon afterwords, I open a small business, perhaps a psychology department or a lawyer department or farm thing or a vendor or something. Give some money to charities, eventually get on the news, and run for something important.....like mayor.......or president................I'd either do all of that, or I'd buy myself a sweater ^-^   
« Last Edit: February 14, 2009, 08:51:53 PM by *Magick* Mage »

I'd buy a new butt, mine's cracked