Author Topic: Post weird, funny events  (Read 3255 times)

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ofund this in attack of the show wich is on g4tv

I tried to shoot my mom in the back with a rubber band, but it
bounced off and hit an old lady in the eye!




I went to this topic now, lol. Haha. What? I don't get this. Somebody kill me. GERG UHUURGO!

I saw a hobo making out with my lemon tree.

osht! the poor lemons!
"GET OFF MY TREE YOU HOBO!"
that would have been so funny to hear if you were the neighbor... :D

Anyway I was walking in Philli when I turned the corner and walked into this girl, she must have been in her early twenties. Anyway, in front of me, my 8yo brother, my mom, my stepdad, and my two aunts, she said "watch were you're going, loving little starfish." and walked away.

Me and my friend were talking, then this fatass short, annoying goes up to us and points to my friend and says "YO YOU A GIRL?" and he's like "What the forget? No." Then he goes to the teacher and points to him and says "IS THAT A GIRL" and she's like "No, his name's Joseph, he can't be a girl, stupid"
FTW, Spanish teacher calling student stupid :D

Me and my friend were talking, then this fatass short, annoying
I know, I know alot of skinny tall, nice too.