Author Topic: Favourite Quote Competitions (10 / 03 / 09 - 10 / 04 / 09)  (Read 1991 times)

I am smart! I got an ES in lots of things (ES means Excedding Standards!)

An exclamation point is my favorite forum puncuation! I just like doing it! PLEASE?


What is this I don't even

I think I just laughed my ass off. =D

So. I stayed home from school today due to one of the worst stomach aches of my life (why does this random stuff keep happening?). Anyways, I went to the doctor. She asked me when the last time I had a 'bowel movement' was. It's been around two weeks, but I payed no mind to that. I told when it was, and she said my rectum could be impacted or some stuff. So my mom is getting me laxitives, and if that doesn't work, they're plunging this brown town douche up my ass. Please help :(