In the dream I had last night my mom was kidnapped by William Hung (That sucky guy) and I became a ninja with a giant boomerang......
All the sudden I was in Timez Square and I could see him... My mind roared with rage THAT BASTARD STOLE MY MOM (Damn those cupcakes were good)
I threw my boomerang and he grew 100ft tall... This was not good....
Before I knew it I had launched myself at Hungzilla and grabbed on to a piece of flabby skin
I climbed his stomach
I climbed his neck
I climbed around his mouth
I HAD TO GET MY MOM
I flung myself into his nostrils and reached his brain. Where I happily started to eat it. I could here the agonizing screams of terror coming from his mouth, I smiled evily to myself. Then I asked him, "WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOMMY?!?!," ......................... He didn't reply. then I askem Him again, "WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOTHER?!?!?!," He just fell to the ground. I started to cry little golden drops of ink
I knew it was too late
All of the sudden I was up in heaven... I saw my mom
I WAS SO HAPPY
Then I woke up