If Alyx Vance was your girlfriend...

[NickTheSushi]

Laughing quietly to myself.

What's with all this new hip lingo those whipper snappers made up? What happened to LOL or ROFL? Those screamin' lil' teens make up more crap to type on their frickin' cell phones while they's beatin' off?

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

i would bang her crazy. cuz a statis field is placed over earth where humans cant reproduce

[NickTheSushi]

i would bang her crazy. cuz a statis field is placed over earth where humans cant reproduce

Bisjac, why waste your time with one girl? You'd open "Club Bisjac" and ladies night would be every night. Btw, don't forget to put the "MUST BE NAKED TO PARTY" sign up.

[Limpfittz]

Who's ugly?

[NickTheSushi]

Who's ugly?

Alyx needs to take that Jessica Alba mask off.

[Limpfittz]

Alyx needs to take that Jessica Alba mask off.

[NickTheSushi]

That there roostermongler needs to take that Jessica Alba mask off.

[Limpfittz]

That there roostermongler needs to take that Jessica Alba mask off.

[Rekuddo]

That there Blockmongler needs to take that Jessica Alba mask off.

Hey now...

[Limpfittz]

Hey now...

[General Nick]

i would bang her crazy. cuz a statis field is placed over earth where humans cant reproduce

Agreed.

Since she can't produce a baby, why not?

[Riot]

Sir? You need to go back to the hovel you came from.

[Sabbin]

Lol'd

[Ronin]

A big fat no.

[jirue]

YO MANG I forgetED 42 HOES THIS WEEK LOL TOO BAD THEY DIDNT KNOW I HAD AIDS

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