Oh Jesus, in fifth grade, my english teacher used to wake up kids by slamming his hand down on the desk, and one time I was asleep for only ten seconds when he did that, and I almost pissed myself. Another time, I fell asleep during lunch. Not that much of a funny story, but still in an epic place. I remember a friend of mine saying "Dude, Matt fell asleep in every class except dismissal. And lunch." "Hmmm... yeah, I guess I have..."
