Author Topic: Where do you wear your iPod?  (Read 4232 times)

then I go to the store to buy some prune juice and fiber one bars. The I get on my knees and beg to god.
OOO pixl
you forget the 11 commandment that was recently publicized by the pope.

Thou shalt not importune the lord to remove things from the rectum, especially when they're illegal in the State of California.

Well I'm about to break the l-


OOOHHHH.......... FUUUUCCKKING starfish stuff tribal national socialist BASTARDS GET OUT OF MY ASS!

What if you forget, though?
How do you forget when there are headphones coming out your mouth?

How do you forget when there are headphones coming out your mouth?
/gulp

What headphones?

I keep my iPod in my pants.





Pockets of course.

/gulp

What headphones?
That's gonna hurt, especially considering it's in your digestive track.

I don't have an iPod, but I guess I'd wear mine right about my left ear.

Or my right.

I recently found out where to get double sided tape, so I can now jam to tunes while I'm free as a bird, running through town.

I recently found out where to get double sided tape, so I can now jam to tunes while I'm free as a bird, running through town.

Lol'd